Aiyang Kuhlet

No name/Jolly - “Ganun talaga ang basura, sinasalo ng plastic.” - aja!

Loipogi - “Dude, ang girlfriend ko straight ang hanap. Hindi straight… acting!”

Maximo - “Ang kapal ng mukha mo, ako ang bumayo, tapos ikaw ang kakain!”

Inday/Triggerhappy - “Tama pala ang mga bali-balita…na ipinagpalit ako sa isang pangit.”/”Di ako nagtataka kung ipinagpalit niya ako sa iyo. Yung mga katulad mo talaga ang weakness nya…yung mga…panget.”

Shenzumi/Mumay -”Hindi masarap ang tira-tirang ulam, pero sige, ibibigay ko sa iyo. Para naman makatikim naman ako ng ibang putahe.”

Gorgeous Bitch - “Hindi ka naman maganda. Siguro mayaman ka, kaya nagustuhan ka ng boyfriend ko.”

Kate Molds - “I forgive you. I surrender you to the Lord. Sana kunin ka na niya.”

Miumiu - “Good luck with your 25-year old uncircumcised mama’s boy.”

Inani Mas - "Paliguan mo muna yan, baka ako ang malasahan mo…”

Tuna belly - “Fine. Sa iyo na rin ang herpes nya!”

Espeks -"para ka palang Eloys, mahilig sa pinaglumaan.”

Nurse JP - “Pare naman, humanap ka ng sarili mong ka-brokeback!”

SPY Shadow - “Sige, iyong-iyo na yang girlfriend ko, isaksak mo sa pancreas mo!”

Frederique - “Your chances are slim. Wish I could say the same about you.”

Espeks - “Sana nagsabi ka lang! Diba lahat naman ng ayaw ko na, sa ‘yo ko tinatapon?”

Zed - “Madapa ka sana! Una face.”

Mulangot - “You dug your grave…now lay in it.”

Rolyn - “Fine, take him! But you’ll regret it when his ugly old balls are on top of you.”

Dongster - “Para kayong movie: ‘Alien loves Predator’.”

Kapaw - “Dude, ok lang ba, parang tinikman mo na rin ako.”

Loipogi - “Sige ka, pag inagaw mo siya sa akin, isusumbong kita sa asawa niya!”

Hanazawa Rui - “Magsama kayo sa hell! Isama mo na rin ang nanay niyang devil!”

Manas - “Parang mo na ring kinain yung tinga ko.”

kingDOMS - “Isipin mo nalang na first time niya, para naman mag-enjoy ka…”

Adonis - “Bagay kayo. Ang isinuka ko, nilangaw mo.”

Chuchay - “My husband told me he needed space. It seems you have a lot of space to offer: between your ears and between your legs.” - panalo! ;p

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I’m very much free-spirited, I’m always ahead of my time and i love venturing into new ideas. Technology is one thing… innovations.. just can’t have enuf of ‘em. im so attracted to gadgets and gizmos.
I’m occasionally rebellious… (sometimes lang naman :p) i dunno why pero minsan pasaway talga ako :p. Im not the goody goody two shoes but im not the kind of person rin naman na anti-social talga :p yung tipong pariwara na ang buhay :p Nope, d ako un.
I may appear aloof to some people but really, once u get to know me i’m pretty sure we cud jive. I can adapt my lifestyle to suit the circumstances around me. Although I really don’t like change that much. I’m happy with stability.
I either totally luv something or I totally despise it. It’s my all-or-nothing nature.. :p
I find my own opinions strong and i’m pretty sure it is very fixed. I have this determination and obstinacy that puts my mind to something… and hell once i set my heart on sumting i’d surely do it..
Im a very very honest person and i occasionally have tactless outburst. i know that pointing out the faults of others isn’t exactly endearing but i just cant help it :p
(i hate this part) I am so naive about other people’s motives that’s why im being taken for a ride by unscrupulous people. It’s just that i see no reason why others should not tell me the truth - when it is patently obvious that they are not. i can always see the wider picture but it is sometimes hard for me to see what’s right under my nose. :-<
I’m the kind of person that luvs to spend even if i dont have any to spend =)) So it would be probably a gud idea if i choose a partner with more eherm.. financial acumen hahaha…
For me, friendship is as important to me as love.. i mean, u cant make me choose between em. And so if sum guy wud ask me, “Ako o sila” , id think he’s really low. Not worth my time.
I luv praises and all the attention. Flattery is one of mah weakness :p
i dont want my freedom to be restricted. Auko kc ng binabawalan ako sa gusto ko.. wewan ko ba.. pag gusto ko kc.. gusto ko talga :p.. Auko rin ng pinapakialaman ako.. Sometimes kc i feel the need to be left alone. U may see me with lots of friends a minute ago and alone in the next. Not that im a loner but I enjoy my own company.
i prefer old-fashioned, traditional marriage but then, at one point i’d also like a loose kind of partnership that lets me explore new options… in short im very fickle minded wahahaha
when it comes to relationships, im not childish at all. in fact im quite mature even if im just a kid (kid nga ba lol). My ideas are both personal and very strong. I don’t like secret affairs :p I want a lifestyle that’s open and honest. Many guys tell me that this is one of my strong points in handling relationships. They say Im mature and that im frank and straight forward. I show wat I feel and tell them wat I don’t like para la further arguments.
im weird… :p sometimes in pets i prefer quirky types like my iguana.. sana nga snake pero uko nung poisonous :p in clothes or in fashion, minsan im rakista type (not that much though) or minsan casual, minsan corky, minsan boyish.. basta its so malabo..i cant understand too myself ^^

thanks for the wonderful comments, Cy! Jay! Actually while reading angels and demonz there were certain times when i stop and think.. hey is this true..? Then mmaya maya.. nah… hahahaha.. impossible! pero one thing is certain though, the story is fiction ryt? The whole location and BErnini art though I really think that those were facts.. Ung CERN naman.. i never thought it existed talga lol.. well anyway thanks for the additional info you guys.. sobrang eye opening kc. I really dont wana say those mean things lalo na at friends ko pa ang nagsabi ng mga bagay na sobrang kakaintriga talga nyahaha..  All I wana do is to clear things up. And so even though there were facts in the story.. the religous info nga.. for me, its just another novel.. Yun nga lang sobrang intriguing dba? Kc we cant deny the fact that meron paring religious doubts ang isang tao.. reading Dan Brown’s novels was not an answer to alleviate those doubts.. In fact lalo pa nagdoubt mga friends ko..pero sana naman madistinguish nila ung fact sa fiction :p

Special thanks to Cy, and Jay :-*

This was written by Dan Brown… a prequel to the famous Da Vinci Code. Fuck! When I read this I have concluded one thing! FICTION! pure FICTION. Dan Brown is a genius in using religious information to his novel that boggled the mind (I’d say). I remembered the time when Da Vinci Code was first discovered and read by acquaintances and they were like telling me things I would never have dreamt of. They were like telling me Christ was really like this, and if u read this novel you’ll become anti-Christ or your life will change forever. I, for one haven’t read Da Vinci Code yet. I’m about to though. Gonna borrow the book from Dana coz curiosity caught me. But one thing is certain my mind. Everything is just made up. Demons and Angel and Da Vinci Code isn’t a book base on a study! It is made up! A fantasy! Produced from the endless imagination of a writer, Dan Brown yours truly. I just couldn’t understand why people are so stupid to think that the novel they were reading was true. I mean, it’s just another Jurassic Park Movie! Or Harry Potter I suppose. Please before you go around telling people that the information in the book is true, cover your face will yah? Stupidity has no cure. I know that you’re thinkin that I’m being a bitch and you might hate me now. but hey, It’s my opinion and it’s my blog! Lol. It’s made up okay? Please don’t tell people that you’ve read the book and u totally understood it, telling “Hell yeah! I’m anti-Christ!!”

It’s stupid. Plain Stupid.

Mga kwentong chalk ko… ^_^

Nursery - wala na akew gaano maalala d2 noon. basta ang alam ku nag-aral din naman aku ng mabuti. nakikipag unahan pa nga akew mag recite para magkaroon ng star sa kamay o para masabihan ngteacher ng very good. hehehe… naaalala ku pa noon, air-con ung rom tpos sa bandang likod may mga yaya na nakatambay. Eh kc meron akung mga classmate na sa tantiya ku ay mas bata pa saken ng 2 taon. D ku nga ba alam kun may natututunan mga un samantalang ala naman sila ginwa kundi matulog at dumede.

Kinder- ang alam ku marunong na akew magbasa d2 tsaka magsulat. Naalala ku pa kc noon ung tym na may nakita akung libro na mayroong magandang picture ng fairy tpos pinabasa ku sa kuya ko kaso nung binasa niya ala aku maintindihan. Ang ganda kc ng picture tpos ung nakasulat pla puro mga salitang d ku pa alam.. Ndi talga akew naniwala noon na ganun lang ang sinabi nung libro kaya un, nagkaroon ako ng determinasyon para matutong magbasa. Tpos nung natuto aku, binasa ku ung libro.

Lintek… ala rin. d ku parin magets. Poem pla kc un, xempre d ku maappreciate kc inaasahan ku kwento xa tungkol sa fairy.

Prep - eto ung taym na marami rami na rin akung naalala.. paborito aku ng teacher d2 eh. ewan ku ba, teacher’s pet talga aku nung taym na ito. lagi aku tinutulungan tpos kinukulet. sabi nya pa ganda daw mata ku, haba pilik mata (lol) Siguro buntis xa nung taym na un, tpos pinaglilihian nya ako. Lam ku pa nga name nya hanggang ngaun eh. Ma’am Bagasbas. o dba? Astig? lam ku parin.

Pero ang masaklap d2 aku unang napagalitan ng teacher.. at sa kanya pa.

Ganito kc un, nagkaroon kami ng exam. tungkol sa alphabet, kumpletuhin ang mga blangko. Ayos, memorize ko na ito. no sweat. aga aku natapos. Edi relax relax nalang ako. tinignan ku katabi ku. Ayun, pawis na, tpos nakapikit habang iuulit ulit ang maling pagkakasunod sunod ng alphabet. Kinalabit nya ako, tapos nagtanong "tpos ka na?" sabi ko (proud) "Oo! tapos ko na, ang dali nga eh" sabi nya "Ang hirap kase"

eto na ang malupet… sabi ku sa kanya "Gusto mo aku na gagawa nyan?"

(nding ndi ku malilimutan yang sinabi kung yan)

Edi xempre pumayag siya na gawin ku exam niya. edi aku enjoy na sumasagot tpos bigla aku kinalabit ni ma’am.

"D ka pa tapos?" tanong niya sa akin, "Tapos na ma’am" sabi ku sabay kuha sa paper ko at pinakita sa kanya. "eh Kanino yang gingwa mo?" sabi nya. "ma’am, sa kanya po" sabi ku sabay turo sa katabi.

Amfness.. kinuha paper ku tsaka ung paper ng katabi ku sabay punit sa paper tpos crumple.

Dun ku unang nalman ang mining ng cheating!

xempre umiyak aku. hello? alam ku ba naman na mali un? gulantang talaga aku. parang katapusan na ng mundo. sabi ku sa sarili ko, bat ganon? pinakita ku lang naman kagalingan ko (lol)

tpos maya-mya, lumapit si ma’am sa aken, binigyan aku panibagong paper, tpusin ku raw ulit. Tumahan na ako. xempre ginawa ku, parang kidlat sa bilis.

NDI NYA AKU NATIIS hehehehe..

pero d nga, d ku talga malilimutan un.

Well, bronze lang naman aku nung grumadweyt ng pre-school. ^_^